"He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart."
"Sorry I'm late. Sheep exploded."
"Can we move on? I've got a worrying feeling in my colon."
"Some of us have arms that are urgently needed up a certain sheep's backside."
"Bollocks: now that's swearing. And arse. But bloody's just bloody. It's a useful adjective with Biblical overtones."
"My favourite sheep is sick."
"To be honest, anything to put off scraping the cow dung of the stable walls."
"I have got a lot of love in me heart, as any of my cows would tell you."