"Sorry I'm late. Sheep exploded."

"Can we move on? I've got a worrying feeling in my colon."

"Some of us have arms that are urgently needed up a certain sheep's backside."

"Bollocks: now that's swearing. And arse. But bloody's just bloody. It's a useful adjective with Biblical overtones."

"My favourite sheep is sick."

"To be honest, anything to put off scraping the cow dung of the stable walls."