"I remember the first time my budgie Carrot died. He came back to life, you know. A bit like Jesus, but with feathers."

"Well, I can't believe I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and the stuff I can't believe is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter are not butter, and I believe that they both just might in fact be butter, but in cunning disguises, and in fact there's a lot more butter out there than we believe."

"Art's my forte."

"I know a lot about tropical fish as well."

"Geraldine Grainger, Vicar extraordinary." "I'm so excited I could just burst like a great big blister when you prick it with a pin."

"About my sister. She's lovely but...she's not quite as, you know, on the ball as I am."