"You can call me Alice. Cos that's my name."
"I remember the first time my budgie Carrot died. He came back
to life, you know. A bit like Jesus, but with feathers."
"Well, I can't believe I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and the
stuff I can't believe is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter are not
butter, and I believe that they both just might in fact be butter, but
in cunning disguises, and in fact there's a lot more butter out there
than we believe."
"Art's my forte."
"I know a lot about tropical fish as well."
"Geraldine Grainger, Vicar extraordinary." "I'm so
excited I could just burst like a great big blister when you prick it
with a pin."
"About my sister. She's lovely but...she's not quite as, you
know, on the ball as I am."