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"I would rather eat my own scrotum."

"They make John Inman look like Jean-Claude Van Damme."

"I'm afraid that Hugo might be. . .you know. . .J-O-H-N I-N-M-A-N."

"Who wants to hear Little Miss Loony and her tuneless tots to murder some Christmas carols?"