"No no no no parking is allowed on the upper field."

"No no no no refreshments will be served in the refreshment tents."

"I never thought they were people, I thought they were sheep: Jesus and the feeding of the 5000 sheep."

"I"VE got a video. . .but it doesn't work."

Jim: What do you do when you see a space man?
Gerry: Ooh, I don't know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know Jim!! What do you do when you see a space man?
Jim: Park in it man!!

"Sex n drugs n rock n swiss rolls."

"Meat and 16 veg, that's always been the way in Dibley."