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Here are some of my favorite jokes!

So, three nuns get killed in a car crash and Peter's at the gates and he says, 'I'm afraid you're going to have to answer a question before you can come in. He says to the first one, 'Don't worry, the questions are very easy. What was the name of the first woman?' and she says 'Eve' and he says yep! you're in. So he says to the second one, 'Where did Eve live?' and she says Garden of Eden and he says 'Yep, you're in and he says to the third one which was the Mother Superior 'I'm afraid the question's going to be a bit more tricky for you. And he says to her 'What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?' and the Mother Superior says 'Ooh, that's a hard one,' he says 'Yep, you're in

 Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed!

Two nuns in a bath. One says to the other, 'Where's the soap?', the other one says 'Yes it does rather


  1. cross
  2. me of course!
  3. my favorite guy!

Snogging Music

  • Grow Old With Me - John Lennon
  • My Cherie Amour - Stevie Wonder
  • Some Enchanted Evening
  • Someone to Watch Over Me
  • Can't Take My Eyes Off of You